The Messiah is Coming!

Are you ready? He is coming. The world has been praying for his arrival.
No, not that one, the Obamassiah.
Change is already in the air. This week the Obamassiah has announced he will release his team's report exonerating them from any contact with the evil Blogojevich. And the press has breathed a sigh of relief. The apostle Hillary has announced that she has raised enough funds to pay herself back for campaign debts and now she will work toward paying everyone else back.
Putting politics above religion, the Obamassiah has chosen Rick Warren to give the blessing at his coronation. This will be the second time he prays with Warren. The first time was with him and John McCain. Rev. Wright would have been there but he was run over by a bus.
Once again a Democratic President has chosen school of choice as a better alternative to our public school system. It's only good enough for the sheep but the shepherd gets Sidwell Friends private school.
Change is coming.
Hail the bloggers. Obama has removed his CIA chief of choice, John Brennan, from the running because of leftist bloggers who apparently don't like his CIA connections. If the bloggers turn on Obama, will he resign?
Joe Biden has been chosen by the Obamassiah to expand the middle class. I suppose he will be in charge of punishing the wealthy by taxing them into submission.
Change is coming.
We stand at the door of history about to inaugurate a man who will be the first half african-american to take the oath of office. People are already proposing statues, naming streets and schools after him. One city has even proposed a holiday in his honor. Unfortunately, nobody can name anything he has accomplished other than getting elected Senator and now President.
Change is coming. The idol will be placed on the great white pedestal. The press is no longer needed as the Obamassiah will have a staff to write the news. The world will now love us as we have helped them elect their chosen one. Peace will reign. As the sun comes up on the Obama administration, American cars will fly off the lots. The stock market will soar. The lion will lie down with the lamb.
As the kool-aid drinking Obamamaniacs prepare to lay palm leave down on Pennsylvania avenue, I choose to lay straw in the manger and ponder the arrival of the real massiah. As those in this nation place all faith in one man, I choose to have faith in humanity.